Water

Well the life of a service dog isn't all fun, you know. I have to put up with the most dreadful things. It's hot today. So my human ruins perfectly good kibble. Yes, she does. She puts water on top of it. So I have to drink the water before I can get to the food.

I try to tell her I don't like it. When she says OKAY (that means I can eat) I look at her hard, then I slowly lower my head and take a sniff, then I lift my head up again and look her again. She says OKAY again. Then I take a little lick. I lift up my head again. Then I start drinking. You must understand that I really really like FOOD, but I don't see why I have to drink water.

Water is for washing down the FOOD. Water is to help you lick the bowl clean after you eat all the FOOD. Oh yeah, sometimes I drink water after I run around a lot or it's really hot outside. I even drink water most of the time when my human tells me to. I'm polite. I take a few sips. No need to have water in my food.

My human obviously doesn't get it as she keeps ruining my food. Please tell my human to stop putting food in my water and to give me more food.